Thursday, October 24, 2019

Fish on a Bicycle (Fish Out of Water: Book Five) by Amy Lane| Cat’s Release Day Review & #giveaway @Dreamspinners @amymaclane @TTCBooksandmore

Jackson Rivers has always bucked the rules—and bucking the rules of recovery is no exception. Now that he and Ellery are starting their own law firm, there’s no reason he can’t rush into trouble and take the same risks as always, right?

Maybe not. Their first case is a doozy, involving porn stars, drug empires, and daddy issues, and their client, Henry Worrall, wants to be an active participant in his own defense. As Henry and Jackson fight the bad guys and each other to find out who dumped the porn star in the trash can, Jackson must reexamine his assumptions that four months of rest and a few good conversations have made him all better inside.

Jackson keeps crashing his bicycle of self-care and a successful relationship, and Ellery wonders what’s going to give out first—Jackson’s health or Ellery’s patience. Jackson’s body hasn’t forgiven him for past crimes. Can Ellery forgive him for his current sins? And can they keep Henry from going to jail for sleeping with the wrong guy at the wrong time?

Being a fish out of water is tough—but if you give a fish a bicycle, how’s he going to swim?

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Cat gives this one 5 Meows with a 2 Purr heat index...

Ellery and Jackson are back with yet another caper. Ellery is opening his law firm and has a case before he gets the doors open. The case is a man accused of killing and dumping an ex pornstar and drug dealer in the dumpster. The case brings us the Johnnies (now I need to go read that series because sexy men and sounds so good the ones I met here) Jackson’s favorite porn stars. But is Jackson well enough to investigate this case after all the stuff from the past few months?

This is book 5 of the series and I do recommend reading it in order. However, Amy Lane does a great job of giving enough of the past books to help you stay caught up and pulling in the new characters and making you want to read that series as well.  I love how she titles each chapter mostly with a sentence about fish or sharks!

I really hope we get more Jackson and Ellery soon!

If you like established couples, flawed men, lawyers, PI’s, pornstars and an allover great romantic suspense with a touch of mystery this is for you. Need I say more?


Excerpt…
Prologue
Donuts in the Morning

THE ALARM went off and Jackson Rivers groaned. “Really? You made the appointment for eight in the morning? Really?”
Ellery Cramer grunted. “Yes, really,” he said. “I’ll shower first if you want, but we’re going.”
“Augh!” Jackson pulled himself out of bed, and Ellery watched as he fumbled for the phone. “I’ll shower first, Counselor. This is my damned doctor’s appointment. There’s no reason for you to have to get up too.”
Of course there was, Ellery thought grumpily. Because if Ellery, personally, didn’t ride Jackson’s case about this doctor’s appointment, Jackson quite simply wouldn’t go.
They’d just gotten back two days ago from a case that had almost cost them their lives and had resulted in a lengthy hospital stay down in Southern California. Ellery’s body felt battered and bruised, just from the drive back to Sacramento, but he and Jackson had wanted to be home in Ellery’s gracious American River Drive ranch style so badly, they’d left as soon as possible, even though they’d had to split the trip into two four-hour stretches.
It was just so good to be home.
Ellery stood up and stripped out of his pajamas, wondering how cold it was outside. It had been mid-January when he and Jackson had gone south to investigate a rogue military megalomaniac who had been training assassins and turning them into serial killers. Karl Lacey had left one too many bodies in his wake. And after cleaning up a mess so gruesome that even one of his pets couldn’t stomach it, Jackson and Ellery had felt honor bound to stop him.
But the physical toll—on both of them now, but mostly on Jackson—had been brutal and long-lasting.
As Ellery made his way to the bathroom, he tried to count how many weeks Jackson had spent in the hospital. He didn’t bother to count the year Jackson had spent nearly a decade ago when a sniper had tried to take him out for wearing a wire to catch a dirty cop—that was old news. No, Ellery counted the times Jackson had been under care since they’d first gotten together in August.
Well, it had been three weeks from the drive-by on that case, the one that had rendered his shoulder mostly useless for the better part of a year.
Then there had been ten days from a raging infection in November, when they’d taken down the Dirty/Pretty killer and had been alerted to Karl Lacey’s presence in the first place. The infection had been bad—but the worst part was that Jackson had fallen into a swimming pool with a raging fever and his heart had seized. He’d been told he’d have a heart murmur for probably the rest of his life after that, and that eventually he’d need surgery to clean out the scar tissue left from the attack.
Jackson was still a thin, pale version of himself. Between the heart attack and the infection and seeing his mother dead in the morgue—God rot her junkie’s soul—he’d been left with a violent phobia of hospitals that, as far as Ellery was concerned, had occurred a day late and a dollar short.
And even that phobia hadn’t kept him out of trouble. Before they’d left for So-Cal, he’d had a planter fall on his head and, hey, hello, a concussion.
And then there was So-Cal.
Ellery paused at the bathroom door, leaning his head against the frame. His fault. This last one had been his fault. They’d been chasing down Karl Lacey and his partner in crime—some asshole named Hamblin—and in the chaos of a battlefield, and Jackson had given him a gun.
God, Ellery had been so proud. He’d only just learned to use one, and he’d listened to Lacey taunting the two of them, talking about “breakage” and “collateral damage” to dismiss the swath of carnage his serial killers had been leaving in their wake. And Ellery—Ellery Cramer, the defense attorney with the nice house in the spendy suburb and the educated liberal parents, who was known for being smart and sharp and never losing his cool—had fired on the guy blindly, through a tin wall.
And Lacey had fired back and almost taken him out.
Jackson had been wounded in the hospital when one more goddamned assassin had tried to finish the job.
Adjoining beds. They’d shared adjoining beds for two weeks.
Ellery sighed and stripped, then threw his stuff in the hamper before getting creakily into the shower with Jackson.
“This is nice,” Jackson murmured, wrapping his arms around Ellery’s shoulders. They were both thinner than they had been—but Jackson’s heart needed more weight at this point. That had been one of his promises upon leaving the hospital. The hospital itself left him too freaked-out to eat, to heal. He’d promised to eat regularly, to keep himself healthy, if they’d let him go. And they had.
“I felt like you needed me,” Ellery said weakly. He was tired. He really just wanted to sleep today. But God, even though Jackson liked Dr. Keller, the cardiologist he’d been seeing since November, Ellery just didn’t trust him to go to the appointment. Not right now. Not when even saying the words outpatient clinic made Jackson’s hands tremble.
“I do,” Jackson soothed, rocking them both back and forth. “I do need you.”
“You think maybe we can go out to lunch after this?” Ellery asked. “Maybe call up your sister? See if her boyfriend’s working?”
“Mike’s coming by with lunch,” Jackson laughed. “Probably about an hour after we get back.” Jade wasn’t, strictly speaking, Jackson’s sister. They had, in fact, dated during much of their early twenties. Or as Jackson put it, “booty called.” But Jade and her twin, Kaden, had been Jackson’s only family after Jackson’s mother pretty much bailed on the job in grade school, and the three of them were tighter than most blood siblings Ellery had known. Jade’s boyfriend, a redneck with the habit of saying the wrong thing politically while he was doing the right thing as a human being, was as devoted to Jackson as Jade was.
If Jackson didn’t need so many people looking after him, Ellery might be jealous.
As it was, he was just grateful for the help.
“Whatever we got them for Christmas, it’s not enough,” Ellery murmured. Jackson was soaping his scarred body, and Ellery fought the temptation to hide. Jackson’s scars were legion and horrific—and there were a shit-ton more now than there had been when they’d met.
“I’ll make a note of that,” Jackson said, nuzzling his ear. “We need to add Ace and Sonny and Burton and Ernie to the Christmas list.”
Ellery groaned. “Seriously?”
“We’ll just send them something,” he said. “Or, you know, send Ace and Sonny something and have them give Burton and Ernie’s thing to them. Way way way in the future.”
Ace and Sonny owned a gas station in the middle of the desert, slightly south of hell. But they’d been there to help Jackson and Ellery take down Karl Lacey and his band of mercenaries, so Ellery could definitely agree to that. Ellery had seen much less contact with Burton and Ernie—and he wasn’t sure he wanted more.
Burton was a government assassin. No, he didn’t have business cards that stated that overtly, but after Jackson had recounted the parts of their adventure that Ellery had been unconscious for, Ellery would take it on faith. Burton had saved their bacon, and he’d saved Jackson’s family, and Jackson had apparently sworn fealty to him while Ellery had been in surgery.
Fantastic.
Ernie—Burton’s boyfriend—was a flakey psychic with no record of existence. And Ellery thought Ernie liked it that way. Once upon a time, Ellery got up, put on a suit, did paperwork, and only assassinated people verbally, but now, after knowing Jackson Rivers slightly less than a year, this was his life. Putting together a gift list for hit men and their psychic boyfriends.
Color him surprised.



Angst and pain, Amy Lane Amy Lane has two kids in college, two gradeschoolers in soccer, two cats, and two Chi-who-whats at large. She lives in a crumbling crapmansion with most of the children and a bemused spouse. She also has too damned much yarn, a penchant for action adventure movies, and a need to know that somewhere in all the pain is a story of Wuv, Twu Wuv, which she continues to believe in to this day! She writes fantasy, urban fantasy, and m/m romance--and if you accidentally make eye contact, she'll bore you to tears with why those three genres go together. She'll also tell you that sacrifices, large and small, are worth the urge to write.





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